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idk about anyone else but i've seen gotg twice now and every time i see chris in his little face mask thing i can’t help but think of the gas masks in romantically apocalyptic
(First of all I am totally jealous that you got to see it twice)
Secondly lots of minions seems to be making this comparison and I totally understand why, the general shapes of the masks are almost eerily similar (except GotG’s is more futuristic like where as RA’s are just a goggles/gas mask set from places)
Also glowly eyes! In red! Which is pretty much the only colour RA is missing (except yellow) to the main four.
I don’t really know what else to say other than “I wonder what would happen if Peter Quill and Captein exchanged masks?” and to that I answer:
- Zee Captein’s hair would get singed off/become radioactively combustable or something along those lines because Peter’s mask has no head covering
- Which also means it would be much cooler, which is a plus because everyone who’s dressed as the main four RA characters know that those things are FLIPPING HOT.
- Also no neck coverage? I think Peter’s is more a identity shielding mask to do the crimes than a functional mask (although it does have breathing filters/very tiny oxygen tanks?)
- Also if Ra masks did that cool folding thing that Peter’s does I would end up breaking them by doing it constantly.
So there’s your analysis of the GotG Mask…
TL/DR: Ze Intern googled “peter quill mask” after watching the movie and put the pictures beside Capteins face and then wrote stuff that only slightly makes sense.
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